An Elderly Woman At A Nursing Home
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while, she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
They ask,” So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?”
“It’s pretty nice,” she replies. “Except they won’t let you fart.”
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My husband, toddler, and I are on a road trip.
My husband, toddler, and I are on a road trip. We turned onto the highway…
And directly facing the sun. I pulled down my visor down.
“Man,” I said. “Just think, it’s so bright in here I need to squint, even though the sun is 93 million miles away.”
“What are you talking about?” my husband said. “He’s right behind us.”