An Indian shop owner is on his deathbed in hospital.
His family comes to visit him as he his waking up from a deep sleep.
He looks around the room in a daze and calls out to them.
“Padma, my beautiful wife, are you here”
“Yes I am here my husband”, she says
“Kajol, my daughter, are you here”
“Yes I am here father”, she says
“Suren, My son, are you here”
“Yes I am here father”, he says
“Well, if all of you are here, then who is looking after the bloody shop” yells the father