A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were…
Author: Smart Gadgets
Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor’s office, knitting. The first mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of…
The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors. “If you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State…
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish…
Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying that they couldn’t…
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,…
I asked one of my friends who has crossed 70 & is heading to 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in himself? He sent…
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: “Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts… When I touch my…
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later…
A man comes home late one night, drunk. “Where have you been?” asks his wife. “In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden…