A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later…
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A man comes home late one night, drunk. “Where have you been?” asks his wife. “In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden…
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A…
A man, during his night prays, asks God: “Oh, Lord… Why you’ve made women so beautiful?” God replies: “So you can love them, my child.” “Fine,…
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and…
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are…
Quick wit and unexpected outcomes Clever responses often lead to unexpected and humorous outcomes which remind us of the power of humor and quick thinking in…
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery…
A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning.. My dear wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that…
Two Elderly Women Were Eating Breakfast. Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and said,…