A man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink…
Browsing: Jokes
Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says…
so the wife called up her mom and said, “He argued with me again, I am coming to live with you.” Mom said, “No darling, he…
As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, “Honey, would you like to join me for…
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you…
Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get…
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always…
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful … CAREFUL!! Put in some more…
One day this big, n@sty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit…
Two Italian men get on a bus… They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but…