A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 18 y/o daughter. He wanted the party to be extravagant, but…
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My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to…
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything,…
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.…
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt…
He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your…
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did…
A Bee Is Driving Along The Highway A bee is driving along the highway and sees a grasshopper looking for a lift. He pulls over to…
An Elderly Woman Hurried To The Pharmacy An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she…
A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog. A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died,…