A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you…
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of…
An old man is laying in bed, he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his favorite thing in…
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real…
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. As the…
Four married guys go fishing Four married guys go fishing……. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I…
A man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink…
Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says…
so the wife called up her mom and said, “He argued with me again, I am coming to live with you.” Mom said, “No darling, he…
As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, “Honey, would you like to join me for…