He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your…
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After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did…
A Bee Is Driving Along The Highway A bee is driving along the highway and sees a grasshopper looking for a lift. He pulls over to…
An Elderly Woman Hurried To The Pharmacy An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she…
A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog. A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died,…
Little Johnny Got Lost At The Shopping Mall Little Johnny got lost at the shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost…
Bob’s Wife Sally Called Their Insurance Agent After their barn burned down, Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the…
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly…
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls…
A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my…