An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for…
Browsing: Jokes
A Husband looks at his wife and says… “I bet you can not say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”…
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top…
A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared: “A baby brother.” “Daddy and I would like to give you…
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What…
My wife and I went to a “Dude Ranch” while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle,…
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for b3d, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his…
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides…
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women…
A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200 km/h, will you take…