A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him…
Browsing: Jokes
Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a…
As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the…
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date…
Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The…
A guy wakes up with a huge hangover and no recollection of his night out with his mates Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle…
A small, balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I can’t even…
The guy walks up and down the beach in his bathing suit and nothing. Nobody looks. He comes back to his friend and the friend says…
A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven,…
“Oh, Pierre, I want you to kiss me”, she exclaims. And so he tilts her chin up and leans in, but just before he plants a…