A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees…
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Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with “I” After a few children come to the front with predictable statements…
Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: “Daughter, when you’re in Town and if you’re looking for a match there,… you must take note…
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot, then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one. After he finishes, he looks…
Three tortoises, Rodney, Roger and Gary, decide to go on a picnic. Rodney packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the…
New students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the…
Five 4th grade boys in a typical bathroom discussion during recess were discussing how to get a girl. It was nearly unanimous that girls were easy…
Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license…
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theater. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.…
“I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!” “What’s the jigsaw supposed to be?” asks the brunette. “According to…