She’s very inebriated, so she stumbles to the bartender. ‟I will have a whiskey schlour!” she slurs ‟I can’t serve you ma’am, you’ve had too much.”…
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An Indian shop owner is on his deathbed in hospital. His family comes to visit him as he his waking up from a deep sleep. He…
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horse back came along…
A blonde cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, “Uhh, what are they…
A new blonde hostess began her first day. The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night. Soon…
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1”. The…
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges…
A woman is riding the bus while trying to brstfeed her baby. The baby, however, isn’t interested. After several tries, the mother is quite angry. “Drink…
I love children. I have been a Physical Education teacher for 30 years and throughout that time, I have heard many, many funny things. So, today,…
It’s 10 pm when the phone rings in An Elderly Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope…