Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. “Excuse me,” said…
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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone…
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every…
We bet you hate it when you are in a middle of something and then out of nowhere the phone rings and there is a telemarketer…
So my friend Sam got a job with a large oil company to work oil fields in the Middle East. Once he got to his site,…
A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to…
The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to…
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing…
When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver…
Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do…