An Old Johnny Goes Into The Car Showroom So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy: Old Johnny…
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A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed. A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed, when it occurred to him he had never…
An 85-Year-Old Widow Went On A Blind Date An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: When she returned to her daughter’s…
An 80-Year-Old And His Wife Were Sitting Quietly An 80-year-old Dan and his wife, Marie, were sitting quietly in their living room, each in their matching…
A Boy Comes Home Proudly Announces To His Parents A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents “Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a…
A Woman In A Supermarket Is Following A Grandfather A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands…
An Elderly Couple Were Getting A Lot More Forgetful. There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot…
A 65-Year-Old Shows Up At The Country Club Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old…
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,…
A Wife Went Shopping. A wife went shopping and brought home a beautiful shirt for her husband who was impressed and asked ‘ How much did…