Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying that they couldn’t…
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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,…
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: “Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts… When I touch my…
Woman Was Upset And Told Grandmother That Her Husband Cheated On Her, Granny Had A Great Response… Grandmother responded admirably when the upset woman revealed to…
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later…
A man comes home late one night, drunk. “Where have you been?” asks his wife. “In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden…
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A…
A man, during his night prays, asks God: “Oh, Lord… Why you’ve made women so beautiful?” God replies: “So you can love them, my child.” “Fine,…
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and…
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are…