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Pink and Wrinkled

A young woman was preparing for her wedding.

She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.

Mom forgot until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty.

She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.

After the wedding, the bride and groom enter their hotel room.

The groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.

While she was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there. She exclaimed, “Oh no, it’s short, pink and wrinkled!”

Then her groom cried out, “I told you not to peek!”

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Handsome face

A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she suggested that he shave his beard.

“Oh Ken, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”

Ken replied, “My wife loves this beard, there is no way I could shave it, she would k.1ll me!!”

“Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again in a s3xy little voice. Ken sighed and finally gave in and shaved his face smooth.

That night Ken crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. His wife woke up, reached over and felt his face and said, “Oh Tony, you shouldn’t be here, my husband will be home soon!”

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