Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce. “Tell the court why you…
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A woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage Realizing her mistake, she starts praying to God. “Lord, I know what I did was…
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your b- utt is getting…
There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway’s made it…
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, “I want to open a fucking checking account.” The…
He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet, each of them inscribed with what seems like half words.…
The real estate boss got a h.0.t new secretary. Afraid of make l.0.v3 h@rassment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with…
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years &…
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired.…
Fred Came Home From University Thinking He Was Adopted Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No of course not”, replied his…